- Susan Sarandon: Hey, we're happy to accept this award on behalf of the Rose Bowl, congratulations on a great season of seating capacity.
- Dick Vitale: oh yeah, and the winner is... who cares, baby? It's women's basketball, it's not a real sport, oh, it makes me sick, Johnny. All right.
- [walks off]
- Weekend Update Anchor: Judge Lance Ito was happy with the juror's field trip to the crime scene last week. "It went off without a hitch," said Ito, "not one murder."
- Chris Berman: [announcing the 1995 Espy Awards] Scheduled to appear: Paula Abdul. Steve, the opposite of old is Young. Warren, the opposite of sun is Moon. Joe, the opposite of Florida is Montana, Dikembe, the opposite of Umbenguai is Mutombo. Andre 'shmagassi' Agassi. Lou Diamond Phillips and many more.
- Lionel Osbourne: Just a quick programing note, due to a court ruling regarding WNBC's violation of FCC guidelines, Perspectives will now be seen twice a week. So stay tuned immediately following this broadcast, for a repeat broadcast of tonight's Perspectives. Our guest will once again be the Reverend Dr. Kwami Gains. See you then. Unless this is the second broadcast, in which case, we'll see you next Sunday when our guest will be... our guest will be again the Reverend Dr. Kwami Gains.