Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Christian Slater/Smashing Pumpkins (1993)
Kevin Nealon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor
Quotes
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Weekend Update Anchor : A new paperback book released this week compiled 1001 pick-up lines used in bars. The two lines used most frequently were "What's your sign", which is one of my favorites, and "Don't I know you from somewhere?". The two lines that very rarerly worked were "Gee, you have really small breasts" and "Aren't you my cousin?".
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Weekend Update Anchor : Queen Shenequa, you're not your regular happy self. What's the matter?
Queen Shenequa : Well Kevin, there's a woman that's been in the news that I've always worshipped, and now I got a bone to pick with her. And I don't wanna mention any names but her innitials are: Whoopi Goldberg.
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Weekend Update Anchor : Hey, I only make 'em up and read 'em, that's all.
