Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Charles Barkley/Nirvana (1993)

Kevin Nealon: Various, Weekend Update Anchor, Larry King

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : Michael Jackson celebrated his 35th, eh, 35th birthday last Sunday in Singapore, and celebrated with a 13 year old...

  [turns page of paper on his desk as the audience starts to boo] 

  Weekend Update Anchor : ... bottle of champagne.

• Larry King : You know, 30 years in this business, if I've learned one thing: give Poughkeepsie what they want.

• Larry King : Burt, the truth serum, how does it feel?

  Burt Reynolds : It's good stuff. It's a lot like booze. Man, I haven't had a drink in almost four hours.