Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Tom Hanks/Aerosmith (1990)
Jon Lovitz: Various, Evelyn Quince, Gene Shalit, Girl Watcher
Quotes
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Bootblack : [to Lady Smythe and Oliva] Lets just have three way sex.
Evelyn Quince : Well this won't do! My delicious catfight has turned to simple fornication. Where's the danger? Oh, forget them, just forget them! Join me next week for the especially ribbald tale of the False Eunuch in the Harem of a best Arabian Sheik. I hope he keeps his hands to himself. I can't wait. Untill then, I'm Evelyn Quince. Goodbye everybody, goodbye!
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Girl Watch #1 : Too bad, she could have taught us so much in the ways of love...
Girl Watch #2 : Then again, we're a blank slate.
Girl Watch #1 : You said it, hombre. Any information would be most appreciated.
