Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tom Hanks/Aerosmith (1990)

Dana Carvey: Various, Garth Algar, Joel Siegel

Quotes 

• [Aerosmith are guests on "Wayne's World"] 

  Garth Algar : Ok, next question is for Steven: ehm... ok, are those really your lips or are they lip implants like Barbara Hershey had in the movie "Beaches"?

  Steven Tyler : B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. They mine, man.

  Garth Algar : Bitchin'! Bitch'lips!

• [Garth and Wayne are meeting Aerosmith] 

  Garth Algar : Oh, Wayne, I'm so excited, I... I think I'm gonna hurl!

  Wayne Campbell : Hey! Garth, get it together man, don't hurl, cause if you hurl and I catch a whiff of it, man, I'm gonna spew. All right? And if I blow chuncks , chances are someone else is gonna honk, all right? And that's gonna set off a peristaltic chain reaction.