Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tom Hanks/Aerosmith (1990)

Mike Myers: Various, Wayne Campbell

Quotes 

• [Garth and Wayne are meeting Aerosmith] 

  Garth Algar : Oh, Wayne, I'm so excited, I... I think I'm gonna hurl!

  Wayne Campbell : Hey! Garth, get it together man, don't hurl, cause if you hurl and I catch a whiff of it, man, I'm gonna spew. All right? And if I blow chuncks , chances are someone else is gonna honk, all right? And that's gonna set off a peristaltic chain reaction.

• Wayne Campbell : With the recent developments in Eastern Europe, do you think Communism is on the decline or is this just a temporary setback?

  Steven Tyler : Wow, man, that's a hard question. But I would have to respond with a qualified yes. Although it seems socialism is in repose, until you remove the Stalinist-era party apparatchiks there will be no real change in the Soviet Union.

  Tom Hamilton - Aerosmith : I disagree. There's never been a blueprint for the dictatorship of the proletariat, so it's bound to make mistakes. But if you study history you'll see since the rise of the nation-state that socialism has been an historical inevitability, dude.