"Saturday Night Live" Tom Hanks/Aerosmith (TV Episode 1990) - Tom Hanks as Self - Host, Various, Barry, Bootblack, Mr. Short-Term Memory, Randy Travis, Girl Watcher

Lady Smythe : Why, Bootblack. I see that the master's footwear isn't the only thing you've buffed to a high gloss!

Bootblack : What?

Lady Smythe : You know what I mean...

Olivia : Odd remark, from one so close to being in the buff herself!
Bootblack : [to Lady Smythe and Oliva] Lets just have three way sex.

Evelyn Quince : Well this won't do! My delicious catfight has turned to simple fornication. Where's the danger? Oh, forget them, just forget them! Join me next week for the especially ribbald tale of the False Eunuch in the Harem of a best Arabian Sheik. I hope he keeps his hands to himself. I can't wait. Untill then, I'm Evelyn Quince. Goodbye everybody, goodbye!
Girl Watch #1 : Too bad, she could have taught us so much in the ways of love...

Girl Watch #2 : Then again, we're a blank slate.

Girl Watch #1 : You said it, hombre. Any information would be most appreciated.

Tom Hanks: Self - Host, Various, Barry, Bootblack, Mr. Short-Term Memory, Randy Travis, Girl Watcher