- Steve Martin: [after showing 'Dancing in the Dark' as a tribute to Gilda Radner] You know, when I look at that tape, I can't help but think how great she was, and how young I looked. Gilda, we miss you.
- Weekend Update Anchor: NBC's Miami Vice has it's final episode tomorrow from 9 to 11 p.m. and if at precisely 11.01, the Earth seems to be rotating a little faster, you'll know that Philip Michael Thomas has just dropped off the face of the planet.
- Beldar Conehead: I had a smiliar experience, Connie. When I was your age, an elderly Remulakoid touched my cone... Then, to make matters worse, he showed me his flopzoid. I informed no one. The vision of that flapzoid haunts me to this day...
- Connie Conehead: I love you daddy.
- [they embrace]