Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Happy Birthday, Pop (1972)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
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Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : [Looking at his present] It's a hat, ain't it?
Lamont Sanford : No, it's a lampshade. Of course it's a hat.
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Fred G. Sanford : [as he calls the Social Security Administration, to Lamont] You may as well head on over to the diner for breakfast, because this kitchen's closed due to retirement.
[after they tell him how much he's actually getting]
Fred G. Sanford : Why so little? Uh-huh? Uh-huh.
[Hangs up, stands up, and to Lamont]
Fred G. Sanford : How do you like your eggs?
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Fred G. Sanford : This is a real Chinese restaurant, isn't it?
Lamont Sanford : No, it's a pizza parlor. Of course it's a Chinese restaurant.
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Fred Sanford : What is fried Won Ton?
Waiter : Chinese kreplach.
Fred Sanford : Oh I ain't gonna eat that. That stuff'll kill you.
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Fred Sanford : This is a real Chinese restaurant, isn't it?
Lamont Sanford : No, it's a pizza parlor. Of course it's a Chinese restaurant.
Fred Sanford : I can't eat here. I can't eat that Chink food.