Rugrats (TV Series)

New Kid in Town/Pickles vs. Pickles (1994)

Neil Ross: F. Lee Barnum, Judge, Press

Quotes 

• Hershowitz : [Angelica is divorcing her parents for trying to make her eat broccoli]  Now Angelica, do you think that you're a good little girl?

  Angelica Pickles : I think that's for the court to decide, don't you?

  [laughter from the court] 

  Hershowitz : Angelica, isn't it true that you never do what your parents tell you?

  Angelica Pickles : Maybe. Maybe not.

  Hershowitz : Please answer yes or no.

  Angelica Pickles : Yes or no.

  Hershowitz : Angelica, answer the question.

  Angelica Pickles : Angelica, answer the question.

  Hershowitz : Are you mimicking me?

  Angelica Pickles : Are you mimicking me?

  Hershowitz : Are you aware that you're in a court of law?

  Angelica Pickles : Are you aware that you're in a court of law?

  Hershowitz : Stop it!

  Angelica Pickles : Stop it!

  [more laughter from the court, including the judge] 

  Hershowitz : [whiny]  Your Honour, please make her answer the question.

  Judge : Well, maybe if you asked a little more nicely she'd answer. Now Angelica sweetie, would you please answer the mean old lawyer's question?

  Angelica Pickles : [sweetly]  Of course, Your Majesty. I'd be happy to.

  Judge : See?

  Hershowitz : Now, once again Angelica. Do you do what your parents tell you?

  Angelica Pickles : [sarcastically]  Oh, of course. I always listen to my Mommy and Daddy.

  [the whole court is laughing now] 

  Hershowitz : [sighs]  Your Honour, I have no further questions.