- Chas Finster: [Describing Chuckies trip to the barbershop] And after he spilled the industrial strength cologne, and got into the barrel of hair, he knocked over a tub of lather, ran into a shelf of shampoo, and snapped a cardboard cutout of Crew-cut the Clown right in half! I've never been so humiliated in all my life!
- Stu Pickles: Sure you have, Chas. What about the time you got stood up at your senior prom?
- Didi Pickles: Or the time your boss called you an imbecile over the PA system?
- Stu Pickles: Or the time that old woman at the supermarket punched you in the jaw?
- Didi Pickles: Or the time that...
- Chas Finster: Ok! Ok! I exaggerated! But it was a pretty ugly scene.
- Madge: [holds up Angelica's Popsicle stick art project] And what do you call this little girl?
- Angelica Pickles: [thinks for a moment] It's... a present for my daddy, actually, um, what I was trying to do was... I thought
- Madge: What we got here is a failure to communicate
- [spots Cynthia and takes her from Angelica]
- Madge: and who is this, your little friend? Did she help you build this... this thing?
- Angelica Pickles: Hey give me back Cynthia!
- Madge: You'll get her back, when you can prove you can handle Popsicle sticks like a real camper
- [shows Angelica her hand which is made from Popsicle sticks]
- Angelica Pickles: Auggggh!
- [runs away screaming in terror]
- Madge: I don't get it
- [pulls back her sleeve to reveal her real hand]
- Madge: kids usually love that joke
- Les: [spots Bodhi rolling a big container of ice cream towards the port-a-potty where Angelica is hiding] Now where could that little fella be going with all that ice cream?
- [to Bodhi]
- Les: Well now what's this?
- Bodhi: [nervously] I don't know
- [smiles sheepishly]
- Les: Mmm looks to me like ice cream, a very great deal of ice cream!
- [pats the container]
- Les: is it yours young man?
- Bodhi: I don't know
- Les: Could it be the camp's ice cream?
- Bodhi: I don't know
- Les: Hmmm
- [hears Angelica laughing inside the port-a-potty]
- Les: And what do you suppose is in there?
- Bodhi: [shrugs his shoulders] Poop?