Rugrats (TV Series)

Chuckie's First Haircut/Cool Hand Angelica (1993)

Michael Bell: Drew Pickles, Chas Pickles, Les

Quotes 

• Drew : I did it. I actually did it. I disciplined Angelica.

• Chas Finster : [Describing Chuckies trip to the barbershop]  And after he spilled the industrial strength cologne, and got into the barrel of hair, he knocked over a tub of lather, ran into a shelf of shampoo, and snapped a cardboard cutout of Crew-cut the Clown right in half! I've never been so humiliated in all my life!

  Stu Pickles : Sure you have, Chas. What about the time you got stood up at your senior prom?

  Didi Pickles : Or the time your boss called you an imbecile over the PA system?

  Stu Pickles : Or the time that old woman at the supermarket punched you in the jaw?

  Didi Pickles : Or the time that...

  Chas Finster : Ok! Ok! I exaggerated! But it was a pretty ugly scene.

• Les : [spots Bodhi rolling a big container of ice cream towards the port-a-potty where Angelica is hiding]  Now where could that little fella be going with all that ice cream?

  [to Bodhi] 

  Les : Well now what's this?

  Bodhi : [nervously]  I don't know

  [smiles sheepishly] 

  Les : Mmm looks to me like ice cream, a very great deal of ice cream!

  [pats the container] 

  Les : is it yours young man?

  Bodhi : I don't know

  Les : Could it be the camp's ice cream?

  Bodhi : I don't know

  Les : Hmmm

  [hears Angelica laughing inside the port-a-potty] 

  Les : And what do you suppose is in there?

  Bodhi : [shrugs his shoulders]  Poop?