Tyrone and Gladys have company on their park bench; Piotr Rosmenko introduces a friend; quickies; Uncle Al the kiddies' pal; a look at mate-swapping; General Bull Wright shares his retirement activities; Love in Spain, Ireland, Germany, and Israel; Female regulars dress as Bette Davis and do voice impressions of her to introduce news of the past, present, and future; galley slave newbie Sid Caesar makes wisecracks to Henry Gibson on a Viking ship; busybody Ruth Buzzi; Big Al reports the sports news with his heavy tinkle; Ruth Buzzi plays a young child reaching for forbidden cookies on the kitchen cabinet's top shelf; sword fight runners; diner runners with Joanne Worley as a waitress; cocktail party; Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award goes to United Airlines; Dickie Martin starts the day at home by making his lunch; a film about smuggling; Potpourri; frontier doctor; letters to Laugh-In; Henry Gibson recites his socioeconomic poem; beautiful downtown Burbank jokes continue. Featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor, Diane Ross, and Peter Sellers.
—Maisie Fleckum