Roswell (TV Series)

Viva Las Vegas (2001)

Nick Wechsler: Kyle Valenti

Quotes 

• [In the episode Viva Las Vegas] 

  Michael : These are your aliases. You will use these aliases for the duration of our trip. Sound off.

  Kyle : Harvey Wallbanger

  Tess : PiÒa Colada

  Alex : Tom Collins

  Isabel : Brandy Alexander

  Maria : Margarita Salt

  Liz : Shirley Temple

  Max : Rob Roy

  Michael : And I'm your host Dr. Love

• Sheriff Jim Valenti : Each one of your parents is going to hear from me later today. I expect you back in Roswell this afternoon. Kyle get in the car.

  Kyle : I was up sixteen hundred.

  Sheriff Jim Valenti : Now.

  Michael : Glad I'm an orphan.

  Tess : Yeah me too.

  Sheriff Jim Valenti : Tess, don't make me come back in there.

• Kyle : Actually Buddha himself first coined the phrase "know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run"

  Alex : And yours is obviously a deep and abiding spiritual faith.