Quotes
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[Liz and Maria are walking back to the cash register together]
Maria : You are sooo bad girl. Oh, and Max Evans is staring at you again.
Liz : No way. Maria, that is so in your imagination.
[Liz looks at Max who is sitting at a booth with Michael at the far end of the restaurant. He looks at her and then quickly away]
Liz : Max Evans? This? No, un uh... it's not...
Maria : And with those cheeks! Preciosita tan linda!
Liz : Maria!
Liz : And, and even if it weren't I'm going out with Kyle. I mean, he's steady and loyal, and he appreciates me.
Maria : Sounds like you're describing a poodle.
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Maria : The guy with the gun was kind of like a, like a muscular Beavis. And... the other one was like a, like a beefy Butthead.
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Maria : Ok, why are they here? No, don't tell me there's three?
Liz : Well...
Maria : I think I'm gonna be sick...
Liz : Maria knows.
Michael Guerin : Unbelievable.
