Roseanne (TV Series)

White Men Can't Kiss (1994)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : I hate white people.

• Dan Conner : Is it because she's black?

  D.J. : You'll be mad if I say yes.

  Dan Conner : No we won't.

  Roseanne : Yes we will!

• Chuck Mitchell : So, what's with the extra poker game this week? Did Roseanne finally come to her senses and leave ya?

  Dan Conner : Believe me, if Roseanne left me, you'd all be a lot prettier, and the opening bid would be two panties.

• Dan Conner : He was raised in Lanford, it's 5% blacks, and kissing's a new thing for him. It's only natural that D.J. wouldn't be as comfortable kissing a black girl as one of his own, I did not say that!

  Roseanne : Well at least now I know where he gets it from.

  Dan Conner : I am not a bigot.

  Roseanne : Yeah, and neither's your father. He says he doesn't have any problem with the coloreds.

  Dan Conner : I am not my father.

  Roseanne : If I had known you'd be passing your family's crap onto my kids I wouldn't be having another one with you.