- D.J.: You're just moving back to Chicago because your mom's getting an operation.
- Todd Bowman: No she isn't.
- D.J.: She is too, my mom says she's getting a big stick taken out of her butt!
- Dan Conner: Oh God, I'm gonna be so tired tomorrow, I won't be able to think.
- Roseanne Conner: Yeah, me too, but luckily, I'll be at work.
- Darlene: This is such a joke. When we go to the mall on Saturday and sit around just pretending we like lousy food.
- Becky Conner: What is your problem? We've been rehearsing for this all our lives.
- Dan Conner: Nothin' to be embarassed about, Jer. When you said, "We ain't movin' back to Chicago and that's final.", men all over the neighborhood took a little bit more of the blanket.