Roseanne (TV Series)

The Commercial Show (1992)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• D.J. : What's a virgin?

  Darlene : You in forty years.

• Darlene : This is such a joke. When we go to the mall on Saturday and sit around just pretending we like lousy food.

  Becky Conner : What is your problem? We've been rehearsing for this all our lives.