Roseanne (TV Series)

Someday My Prince Will Come (1996)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Leon Carp : Oh my God, Prince Carlos, the only straight man who can get away with wearing purple.

  Roseanne : Are you serious? He's on the up and up?

  Jackie Harris : No way!

  Leon Carp : Hey, trust me to point out royalty and I'll trust you to point out rodeo stars.

• Prince Carlos : I'm from Muldavia.

  Jackie Harris : Muldavia... Muldavia... I've heard about it, I watch that Carmen Sandiego show.

  Prince Carlos : It's one of my favorites too... I'm a prince.

  Jackie Harris : A prince from Muldavia.

  Prince Carlos : *The* prince of Muldavia.

  Jackie Harris : Okay... well, I've got a duke and duchess waiting on fries, I'll get back to you.