Roseanne (TV Series)

Promises, Promises (1993)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie : Okay, twenty minutes 'till the movie, let's go.

  Roseanne : Okay, hold on, um, because I want you to wear my coat with the big pockets, so we can sneak in our own drinks.

  Jackie : Why don't you wear it?

  Roseanne : [groans]  Oh, they're on to me.

• Jackie : Gawd! Now I'm losing men to lesbians.