Roseanne (TV Series)

Lose a Job, Winnebago (1993)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene Conner : Let me explain something to you, Charlotte. You're the older sister. That means you get to treat her like garbage. It's your birthright.

  Charlotte Tilden : Yeah, but that's not how this family works.

  Darlene Conner : No, that's how all families work. Becky got to treat me bad, I got to take it out on D.J. and D.J. gets to take it out on society as a whole.

• Darlene Conner : [to Molly about her & Charlotte]  I can't believe this. You two are so screwed up.

  Molly Tilden : We are not.

  Darlene Conner : Oh, please, why do you think she eats so much and you'll sleep with any guy who gives you a little attention?

  Molly Tilden : Go shove it, Darlene. Where the hell do you get so much insight?

  Darlene Conner : [looks over at Roseanne and Jackie]  Trust me. I know.