Roseanne (TV Series)

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti (1996)

Dina Merrill: Doris

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Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : Say 'I'm not taking any crap from anyone'.

  Doris : I am...

  Roseanne Conner : Stop! It's not 'I am', it's 'I'm'.

  Doris : I'm not taking any... do I have to say the C word?

  Roseanne Conner : Yes you do, Doris, because that's the most important word.

  Doris : I'm not taking any crap from anyone.

  Roseanne Conner : That was good but are you serving tea, Doris? get mad and say it.

  Doris : [louder]  I'm not taking any crap from anyone!

  Roseanne Conner : Good, now personalize it, make it your own.

  Doris : [louder]  I'm not taking any damn crap from anyone!

• Roseanne Conner : Maybe if you'd yell you wouldn't have to drink all the time and start foreign wars.

  Doris : We don't start wars, we just profit from them.

  Grandmama Lily : Oh honey, we start them.

• Roseanne Conner : Now you won't have to take all those pills.

  Doris : I won't?

  Roseanne Conner : No, women who yell don't need pills. Men invented pills to shut women up.