Roseanne (TV Series)

Darlene Fades to Black (1991)

Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner

Quotes 

• Tommy : [first time looking into buying a motorcycle, sits on a bike]  This is great!

  Dan : Yeah.

  Roseanne : [yelling with Becky in the back of Dan's bikeshop about Becky getting a scooter]  I said *No*!

  Becky : Give me *one* good reason!

  Roseanne : Because bikes *kill*, okay Becky! I mean, just ask your Aunt Jackie! When she was a cop, she used to scrape kids like you off the street all the time! And don't think a helmet's gonna help either! Alls that does is catch your brains after they fall out of your skull!

  Dan : [after customer overhears fight, and runs out the door]  Don't forget to tell your friends about us.

• Becky : [Roseanne wants to know if Becky has a date with Mark, her boyfriend that Roseanne hates]  No, we're fighting.

  Roseanne : What about?

  Becky : Well, he's a pig! Our whole world revolves around him. I swear Mother, I'm so sick of it. I'm thinking of telling him to 'bug off'.

  Roseanne : Don't toy with me, Becky.

• Roseanne : [Roseanne is trying to get Darlene off the couch by offering her a charge card to go buy some clothes with]  Here's the card, just do it.

  Darlene : What should I buy?

  Roseanne : I don't know. Go, try to find something to blend in with the couch.

  Becky : [not believing her ears]  Oh, so that's the way it works around here? You lie around like a hairball and you get free clothes? Well, maybe if I lapse into a coma, I'll get that car.