Roseanne (TV Series)

Darlene Fades to Black (1991)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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• Tommy : [first time looking into buying a motorcycle, sits on a bike]  This is great!

  Dan : Yeah.

  Roseanne : [yelling with Becky in the back of Dan's bikeshop about Becky getting a scooter]  I said *No*!

  Becky : Give me *one* good reason!

  Roseanne : Because bikes *kill*, okay Becky! I mean, just ask your Aunt Jackie! When she was a cop, she used to scrape kids like you off the street all the time! And don't think a helmet's gonna help either! Alls that does is catch your brains after they fall out of your skull!

  Dan : [after customer overhears fight, and runs out the door]  Don't forget to tell your friends about us.

• Roseanne : So how much can we get for this here scooter?

  Dan : I don't know, a couple hundred bucks. It's well built, low mileage, good engine. It's a good little scooter.

  Roseanne : Well, let's haul it out there to the showroom floor!

  Dan : No... I don't want it out there with the *real* bikes.

• Dan : [Darlene is laying on the couch, where she has been for some time. Dan walks up and hold a mirror under her nose]  Just checking.

• Roseanne : Why're you yelling at me?

  Dan : Because I'm mad and I need to yell at someone and you're right in front of me and she isn't!

  Roseanne : Okay, well tell you what, you go ahead and yell at me, and then point when it's my turn to yell back.