Roseanne (TV Series)

Body by Jake (1994)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Jake : And the names they were calling her at the center.

  Roseanne Conner : What kind of names?

  Jake : Craftmatic Adjustable Bev.

• Roseanne Conner : It's been over an hour, where are they?

  Dan Conner : Maybe they're celebrating.

  Roseanne Conner : They just had a baby. They're not medically allowed to celebrate.

• Roseanne Conner : Oh so the world found out you had sex, it's not like you were in an accident wearing dirty old underwear.

• Beverly Harris : I think my problem is I never found out what it is I like. Maybe it would help if you told me what you liked.

  Roseanne Conner : Uh... okay... I like it when Dan rubs my shoulders, just like you.