Roseanne (TV Series)

Arsenic and Old Mom (1997)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [Dan's mom is back from the mental hospital and is trying to kill Dan for putting her there. Roseanne is wrestling her on the ground]  Audrey, what happened to you out there in California? Did you have one too many frozen mocha frappachinos?

• Roseanne : The doctor said she was fine.

  Dan Conner : No, he said she *was* fine as long as she keeps taking her medication, maybe she stopped.

• Dan Conner : Somebody closed the garage door.

  Roseanne : Like... the wind?

  Dan Conner : Yeah, and I suppose Mr. Wind started up the motorcycle as well.