Rome (TV Series)

How Titus Pullo Brought Down the Republic (2005)

Ray Stevenson: Titus Pullo

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Quotes 

• Titus Pullo : [giving Vorenus advice on pleasing women]  Oh yes, and right above her cunny, there's a button. Pay attention to that button and she'll go wild.

  Lucius Vorenus : [horrified]  How do you know this of her?

  Titus Pullo : They ALL have it. Ask anyone.

• Gaius Octavian : They say that Caesar is a war criminal, and that he intends to march his army on Rome.

  Lucius Vorenus : That is sacrilege; no man of honour would follow him.

  Titus Pullo : Well I'm no man of honour then... cause I say Caesar should ride in here! With *elephants* - and squash Pompey *and* Cato *and* anyone else that wants it. That's what I say!

  Lucius Vorenus : That is because you govern your reason no better then you govern your tongue.

• [Niobe brings a cup of mulled wine to the recovering Pullo] 

  Niobe : Here, I put in extra nutmeg, like you like.

  Titus Pullo : Oh, marry me, divine goddess!

  Niobe : What, a porcine object like you? Besides, I'm already wed... thanks be to evil spirits.

  Titus Pullo : You're wrong, friend wife. He's a good man, your man.

• Titus Pullo : Here I come, girls! I'm gonna drink all the wine, smoke all the smoke and fuck every whore in the city.

  Lucius Vorenus : Show some dignity. You're under the standard.

  Titus Pullo : Well, talk to him!

  [Points toward Marc Anthony, who is having sex in uniform with a young girl alongside the road] 

  Lucius Vorenus : He's not... under the standard.

  Titus Pullo : Three hours away from a wife he hasn't seen in eight years. The man's terrified.

  Gaius Octavian : Surely a reunion is a happy event.

  Lucius Vorenus : Talk of something else!

  Titus Pullo : What if she's lost her teeth? What if she's got skinny, or if she's been letting other men get between her legs?

  Lucius Vorenus : Silence!