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Lucius Vorenus : [on ship, in a storm] ... a perfectly acceptable sacrifice wsa made to Triton!
Titus Pullo : [shouting thru the storm] Well, if Triton thinks that this is fine weather, he can SUCK MY COCK!
[the mainmast of the ship breaks]
Lucius Vorenus : Pullo, when will you ever learn to keep your fucking mouth shut!
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Titus Pullo : You should leave her maybe. Seeing as she makes you so unhappy.
Lucius Vorenus : No! No! I will not leave her!
[slumps on the ground]
Lucius Vorenus : I would rather die than leave her.
Titus Pullo : [pulls Vorenus to his feet, holds him close] It's alright, lamb. It will be alright.
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[Vorenus is discussing his marital problems with Pullo]
Lucius Vorenus : I thought it was going well for a while, but now...
[he takes a sip from his drink]
Lucius Vorenus : Maybe I *should* beat her, do you think?
Titus Pullo : Oh, I don't know. That only works if you keep at it.
[Both men laugh]
Titus Pullo : A good thrashing once or twice a day till they're docile. But then they don't look so good. It'd be a shame to mark up a beauty like that.
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Lucius Vorenus : Pullo, awake.
[Pullo doesn't move]
Lucius Vorenus : Wake up! Mark Antony's waiting.
Titus Pullo : [still mostly asleep] Mump off and die, ya pigfucker...
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Titus Pullo : So, keeping their promises, innit?
Lucius Vorenus : What?
Titus Pullo : Caesar and Mark Antony, doing right by the people. That was your worry, wasn't it? That Caesar'd turn out to be just another tyrant sort? But here's him and Mark Antony getting jobs for the unemployed. You can't complain about that, now, can you?
Lucius Vorenus : He negotiates with a whore and a dwarf at his side. Do you think Cincinnatus or Marius or even the Gracchi would demean themselves so?
Titus Pullo : Who? Mark Antony has his odd ways, there's no denying that.
[they stop and salute some passing soldiers; Vorenus pauses for a moment]
Lucius Vorenus : I'm not going home. I need a drink.
Titus Pullo : Drink? You?
Lucius Vorenus : I! Drink! What of it?
[he storms off down the street]
Titus Pullo : I'll not argue.
