Rome (TV Series)
An Owl in a Thornbush (2005)
Ray Stevenson: Titus Pullo
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Quotes
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Lucius Vorenus : You heard what she said, she hates me!
Titus Pullo : What's your question?
Lucius Vorenus : How do I get her to stop hating me, obviously!
Titus Pullo : That's not obvious! I thought you were making her hate you for a purpose.
Lucius Vorenus : That was not my intent, why would I do that?
Titus Pullo : I don't know. You're the clever one.
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[Vorenus unbuckles his sword belt]
Titus Pullo : What are you doing?
Lucius Vorenus : I've done my duty and I've sinned enough. I resign.
Titus Pullo : That's desertion.
Lucius Vorenus : [chuckles] I'm a traitor and a rebel. Why not a desertor as well?
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[Titus is giving Lucius marital advice]
Titus Pullo : When you couple with her, there's a spot just above her cunny, it's like a little button. Now... attend to that button, and she will open up, like a flower.
Lucius Vorenus : [aghast] How do you know this about her?
Titus Pullo : *All* women have them! Ask anyone!
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Titus Pullo : Of course, your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as October.
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Lucius Vorenus : We should have been stopped by now. Why is Rome not defended?
Titus Pullo : Our boys scared 'em off, eh?
Lucius Vorenus : The soldiers of the Republic do not run... so it must be a strategem or trick...
Titus Pullo : Then it's a good trick!
Lucius Vorenus : ...unless the gods have abandoned Rome! If Mars were watching, he would not allow such a disgrace!
Titus Pullo : Or maybe he's off having a crap, and missed it.
Lucius Vorenus : It is that sort of disrespect that has brought us to this sad pass! If the gods are not respected, then why should they help us?