- Brach: [to Conor] Now remember this day, the day Brach of the Mountain People spared your pink little hide.
- [Conor and his friends are ejected from the banquet hall]
- Brach: Now you run home and be thankful I never let my men kill you just for fun.
- [Brach's men look at him expectantly]
- Brach: All right... you can go kill 'em.
- [first lines]
- First Boy at Campfire: Tell us a story, Fergus - a good one.
- Fergus: Have I ever told you the story of the butchers of Angrim?
- First Girl at Campfire: Aye, you have.
- First Boy at Campfire: Yes, you have, Fergus
- Fergus: Well, then, uh, have I ever told you about the head choppers of the Black Valley?
- Second Girl at Campfire: Oh, we heard that one, yeah.
- Second Boy at Campfire: We've heard that one.
- Third Boy at Campfire: Tell us one that's scary
- First Boy at Campfire: Yeah, scary
- Second Girl at Campfire: Very scary.
- Fergus: Scary you say?
- Second Girl at Campfire: Yes, please!
- First Boy at Campfire, First Girl at Campfire, Second Boy at Campfire, Second Girl at Campfire, Third Boy at Campfire: Please! Please!
- Second Boy at Campfire: None of your lies though. You can do that, Fergus
- Fergus: All right. This is the story of the Spear of Destiny. It's a story of madness and power. It's a story of corruption and betrayal, a story of eternal life... and horrible death. And don't say I didn't warn ya.
- Queen Diana: What happened?
- Longinus: I begged for that boy to kill me. I begged him. For 400 years, I've begged Christ for salvation. I held the spear in my hands and I'm still alive. I will not beg again. If I am to live forever then... so be it. Christ has betrayed me, so I will destroy him. I will spit in the face of God. I will spend my eternity on Earth. I will profane his work. I will eradicate his memory. I will not rest. I will remake the world in my image. Come to me.
- [frightened, Diana shakes her head and flees from the room]