- Sydney Fox: Is it a crime here for a woman to powder her nose? Oh, yeah. Forgot. It's a crime here for a woman to *show* her nose.
- Sydney Fox: The first woman, created by Zeus, unable to resist temptation, she opened the box and unleashed seven deadly plagues on the world.
- Karen Petrusky: Well, Mom's version went more like this: Pandora was a naughty girl who opened her mother's jewelry box and broke her favorite broach. But, if Pandora promised never to touch Mom's stuff again, she can stay up late and watch Family Ties.
- Sayid Ahmed Habris: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sayid Ahmed Habris... consultant, businessman, journeyman, part-time psychic, and dog handler.