- Rose Sorelli: How does a guy show he's interested in a girl?
- Joel: Well, since we're all exactly alike, we blink three times... and unzip.
- Marjee Sorelli: Yeah, you just got to rip it off like a band-aid. You get in there and you scream at each other, and then you spit up the CDs, and then you get out. Bing, bang, boom. Otherwise it gets ugly.
- Ginnie Sorelli: [to Rose about her blue hair] Okay, go to my guy. I'll take care of everything. I don't care what it costs, just come back looking like you.
- Marjee Sorelli: Oh, sure, but when I wanna get one small tattoo taken off my ass, I gotta pay for it myself.