- The Cat: Hey! You're awake!
- Lister: Yeah, I've just woke up.
- The Cat: Yeah, well, I've brought you some presents!
- Lister: Aw, you shouldn't have bothered.
- The Cat: Ha ha! Well, I'm that kind of guy! Hey, let's see what we've got in the magic bag here! I got you some grapes!
- [the Cat holds up the bare stems of an ex-bunch of grapes]
- The Cat: And I got you an orange!
- [the Cat holds up an orange peel]
- Lister: Thanks a lot.
- The Cat: That's all right. Hey, well, all this enormous generosity has made me tired. I'm going to bed.
- [the Cat takes Lister's pillow and blanket and lays down on the bottom bunk]
- The Cat: Ah, yes, indeedy.
- Rimmer: [to Lister] You're awake.
- The Cat: Yeah, but I'll be asleep in a minute.
- Rimmer: [to Lister] How do you feel?
- The Cat: Fine. Just don't ask me any more questions. I'm trying to sleep!
- Rimmer: Shut up you stupid moggy and out of that bed!
- The Cat: [Getting out of bed] Well, if you're going to speak to me like that, I'm gonna take my presents back!
- [the Cat grabs the bag from Lister and heads for the door]
- Rimmer: [to Lister] How do you feel?
- The Cat: [walking out of the room] Hurt!
- Confidence: [to Lister] King, you can do anything! Anything!
- [next scene]
- Paranoia: [about Lister] - anything. He can't do anything.
- Rimmer: [On Confidence and Paranoia] These two are symptoms of your disease. They're like the spots in measles, the swellings in mumps, the funny walk in cystitis.
- Holly: We have been traveling through the galaxy now for 3 million years and they are many things we have discovered. The highest life form in the universe is man and the lowest is a man who works for the post office.
- Paranoia: [seated] Do you know he used to practice kissing on his own?
- Rimmer: How?
- Paranoia: [demonstrating] He made lips out of one hand and waggled his thumb through the gap, like a tongue.
- Rimmer: That is priceless! It really is.
- Paranoia: Seventeen years old and he used to snog his own hand.
- [a scutter rolls in a door behind Paranoia, holding a syringe]
- Paranoia: [now standing, uncomfortably close to Rimmer] Once, in front of the whole school, he called his gym teacher "Daddy". I could've *died* with embarrassment.
- Rimmer: [motioning to the scutter] Oh, what a silly thing to call a gym master.
- Paranoia: I'm *racked* with guilt. I *hate* him.
- Rimmer: Well, if you hate him, why do you talk about him so much?
- Paranoia: Because he makes my life one big, humiliating, cringe-making, guilt-ridden *hell*!
- Rimmer: [shouting to the scutter] Now! Stab him! Stab him! Stab him! Quick! Stab him!
- [Paranoia turns to look at the scutter... which has hardly moved]
- Rimmer: Uh, you haven't met Stabem, have you? He's one of our scutters. Stabem, meet Lister's paranoia; Lister's paranoia, this is Stabem.
- [the scutter drops the syringe and tries to shake hands with Paranoia]
- The Cat: [jumping around a corridor spraying things with a spray can] And this is mine, that's mine, all this is mine, I'm claiming all this as mine. Except that bit. I don't want that bit. But all the rest of this is mine! Hey, this has been a good day! I've eaten five times, I've slept six times and I've made a lot of things mine! Tomorrow, I'm going to see if I can't have sex with something! Owww, yeah!
- Confidence: Davey, baby - what can I say? Is he the greatest most handsome fantastic person ever, or am I insane?
- Rimmer: You're insane.
- Holly: Please note a dust storm is approaching. Ship exterior is now out of bounds. All air locks are being automatically sealed. Estimated duration: 18 hours.