Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Back to Reality (1992)
Danny John-Jules: Cat
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Quotes
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The Cat : What the hell happened to my teeth? I could open beer bottles with my overbite!
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The Cat : No, no! I don't want to be Duane Dibbley!
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The Cat : We could all put our heads together and the bullet could go down the line!
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[a giant squid is approaching Starbug]
Lister : It's got three alternatives - it thinks we're either a threat, food or mate. It's either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us. Either we try to persuade it that we're not *that* kind of oceanic salvage vessel, or we scarper pronto.
The Cat : And be diddled by a squid on a first date? Think of how I would be in the morning!
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Duane Dibbley : So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth the Druids could use as a place of worship?
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Lister : I'm not Lister then? I'm not me, am I?
Kryten : None of us are who we thought we were, sir. This is going to take some getting used to.
Rimmer : I'm not Rimmer, then?
Kryten : No.
Rimmer : I'm not a hologram. I'm not Rimmer.
The Cat : Well, if we're not who we thought we were, who the hell are we?
Lister : Some kind of sad acts who want to spend four years playing a computer game. Either running away from God knows what, or had nothing worth living for in the first place.
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Lister : Why would a haddock kill itself?... Why am I even asking that question?
The Cat : Hold it - hang five guys, I'm gettin' somethin'. Now, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide and the fish committed suicide - there's some kind of link here that I can't quite put my finger on...
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Cop : [to Sebastian-Lister] Come out of the shadows, Voter.
Sebastian Doyle : What's the beef? Did she steal your lunch box?
Cop : M... mm... many apologies, Voter Colonel.
Sebastian Doyle : You know me?
Cop : Of course, Voter Colonel.
Sebastian Doyle : Who am I?
Cop : You are Colonel Sebastian Doyle, Section Chief of CGI, Head of the Ministry of Alteration.
Sebastian Doyle : Remind me a little: what do we do at the Ministry of Alteration?
Cop : You... change people, Sir.
Sebastian Doyle : In what way?
Cop : You change them from being alive people, to being dead people. To purify Democracy.
Billy Doyle : Purify?
Cop : [proudly] No one has done more to purge the ballot boxes than the Voter Colonel.
Duane Dibbley : So why has he been away for 4 years then?
Cop : Excuse me, Voter Colonel, but is this some sort of test?
Sebastian Doyle : Answer him.
Cop : The rumour was that you had grown weary of your glorious duties and had gone away in secret to renew yourself.