Quantum Leap (TV Series)

Stand Up - April 30, 1959 (1992)

Bob Saget: Mack MacKay

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Quotes 

• Frankie Washarskie : Why do you do that?

  Mack MacKay : Do what?

  Frankie Washarskie : Why do you act like a geek so Davey has to come and save you?

• Frankie Washarskie : [performing her own routine]  I was harassed by the police, and all I was doing was walking my little poodle -... - Yeah, my little poodle, her name was Tis, and, oh, she was the cutest little teacup you ever did see. Well, I let her off her leash to use the, uh... Well, to go to the, uh... You know. Out of nowhere comes this big old black cat, and it races by, and Tis - boom! - takes off into the bushes, right after her.

  Dr. Sam Beckett : This is a sad story.

  Frankie Washarskie : Yeah, well, I go into the bushes and lookin' for her. Of course, though, I wasn't, uh, naked. -... - But I was just, er, comin' out of those bushes, right about the corner, and I was callin' my dog, when all of a sudden, this policeman comes up to me, and he grabs me, and he arrests me, and he hauls me in front of the judge!

  Dr. Sam Beckett : What for?

  Mack MacKay : For steppin' on his act.

  Frankie Washarskie : No, No, No. For soliciting with the purpose of prostitution.

  Mack MacKay : Well, it doesn't surprise me.

  Frankie Washarskie : Well, it surprised me, I mean, I wasn't. I was just standin' on the corner callin' my dog, sayin', "Here, Tis! Here, Tis!"

• [Sam has just leaped into Davey, one half of the comedy duo Parker & MacKay, who are performing one of their stand-up routines] 

  Dr. Sam Beckett : Well, this-this cop said that...

  Mack MacKay : Yeah, he was haulin' you in.

  Dr. Sam Beckett : He was haulin' me in, and, and I was...

  Mack MacKay : Naked.

  Dr. Sam Beckett : ...na-k-ked. And, uh...

  Mack MacKay : You were, you were holding the sheep. And then you said...

  Dr. Sam Beckett : "Oh, boy"?

• [after an argument with his comedy partners, Mack has decided not to perform in their show] 

  Mack MacKay : Why don't you and Davey just go out there and make it work, okay? I'm goin' on my own. I don't need him and I definitely don't need you, all right?

  Frankie Washarskie : Yes, you do.

  Mack MacKay : I can make it on my own.

  Frankie Washarskie : Okay. Okay, you have the talent; and God knows you have the guts. But... who you gonna come home to, Mack?