Quantum Leap (TV Series)
Permanent Wave - June 2, 1983 (1991)
Candi Brough: Elsa
Quotes
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[Sam has to deal with a pair of very flirtatious twins]
Dr. Sam Beckett : [taking them in his arms] Let me ask you, ladies, what... is it exactly that you have in mind?
Lisel : Well, Elsa and I have a political function to attend. And we thought...
Dr. Sam Beckett : [starts kissing them one by one] Something, uh, wild, or something... free?
Admiral Al Calavicci : Hey! Is that part of me still in you or what?
Dr. Sam Beckett : Maybe.
Admiral Al Calavicci : Stop this!
Elsa : Maybe?
Dr. Sam Beckett : Maybe we should make some of those uptight political types really suffer! So why don't you ladies get out of those clothes, slip into some robes? We'll wash you...
[handkiss]
Dr. Sam Beckett : We'll rinse you...
[handkiss]
Dr. Sam Beckett : And I'll think of something really nasty for your hair. Rraorr!
[the twins growl back and disappear in a corridor; all the while, Al's face has become longer and longer]
Dr. Sam Beckett : Ha! You're drooling!
Admiral Al Calavicci : Of course I'm drooling. Why are you doing this to me? I never had my own little set of twins, ha-ha.
Dr. Sam Beckett : Because you deserve it.
Admiral Al Calavicci : Huh?
Dr. Sam Beckett : You nag me if I don't resist women, and you nag me if I do resist...
Admiral Al Calavicci : You're doing this to torture me!
Dr. Sam Beckett : Yes. And it's working.