- Dr. Sam Beckett: [speaking as Darlene] You know, getting into show business isn't easy.
- Connie Douglas: Neither is watching the world pass you by. I may not make it, but there's gotta be something more to life than kids and catalogs.
- [Sam is blocking Connie, who is undressing, from Al's view]
- Admiral Al Calavicci: You know, you're really a prude.
- Pageant Coordinator Peg Myers: What in the name o' heaven do you think you're doing?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: I'm sorry?
- Pageant Coordinator Peg Myers: Well, you're never gonna become Miss Deep South movin' like that.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Like... what?
- Pageant Coordinator Peg Myers: Like a... man. Oh, didn't anyone ever teach you the proper way to walk?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Was I doing it wrong?
- Pageant Coordinator Peg Myers: Not if you plan on becomin' a truck driver.
- [Sam is embodying Darlene, a contestant at a beauty pageant, and currently wearing a 19th-century style dress]
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Don't tell me, let me guess: Scarlett O'Hara on steroids.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I had a fling with a beauty queen?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: No, and I don't wanna know.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: I was at flight school, and she was Miss Tail Gunner 1955. I tell you, she had a major-league set... of gun turrets. - That was a compliment.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: On what planet?