Porridge (TV Series)
The Hustler (1974)
Fulton Mackay: Mr. Mackay
Quotes
-
Mr. Mackay : [Mackay shouts from outside] Ives!
Norman Stanley Fletcher : [Ives has had an egg crushed in his right hand] What are you going to do? Shake hands with him, go on.
[Ives walks out]
Norman Stanley Fletcher : [Fletch carries on talking to himself] What a loser. Poor old Ives, what a loser. You know, if Liz Taylor had triplets, and he was one, he'd be the one in the middle, on the bottle.
Norman Stanley Fletcher : [Fletch addresses the chicken] There you are, darling. You ain't a loser. You'd have won if I hadn't cut off your access.
[Fletch removes paper from the hatch and retrieves an egg]
Norman Stanley Fletcher : Look at that, it's a beautiful one. How do you get them so egg-shaped?
Norman Stanley Fletcher : Hang on a minute. Now then, girls. This is what's known as a perk of the job.
-
Mackay : What have you got there, Fletcher?
Fletch : [sotto voce] Crown jewels...
[out loud]
Fletch : Chicken feed!
Mackay : Empty it.
Fletch : It'll make a terrible mess, Mr Mackay!
Mackay : Empty it!
[Fletch empties the bag, which contains nothing but chicken feed]
Mackay : All right Fletcher, just don't let me catch you thieving!
Fletch : I won't, Mr Mackay.
Mackay : You won't what?
Fletch : I won't let you catch me, Mr Mackay!