Porridge (TV Series)

Just Desserts (1975)

Brian Wilde: Mr. Barrowclough

Quotes 

• Fletch : [working in the library]  I've still got a long and complicated itinerary to complete, sir.

  Barrowclough : You're taking your time because you know that when you finish you've got to paint it, which is what you were put here for in the first place!

  Fletch : [grinning innocently]  Still waiting for the paint, sir.

  Barrowclough : Where is it?

  Fletch : [looking falsely concerned]  Stolen, sir!

  Barrowclough : [sitting down with his head in his hands]  What's wrong with this prison?

  Fletch : There's a strong criminal element in here, sir.