Porridge (TV Series)
Just Desserts (1975)
Ronnie Barker: Norman Stanley Fletcher
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Quotes
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Fletch : [working in the library] I've still got a long and complicated itinerary to complete, sir.
Barrowclough : You're taking your time because you know that when you finish you've got to paint it, which is what you were put here for in the first place!
Fletch : [grinning innocently] Still waiting for the paint, sir.
Barrowclough : Where is it?
Fletch : [looking falsely concerned] Stolen, sir!
Barrowclough : [sitting down with his head in his hands] What's wrong with this prison?
Fletch : There's a strong criminal element in here, sir.
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[Fletch has lost a tin of pineapple chunks]
Fletch : I don't quite know how to put this, gentlemen, but there is a thief among us.