- Harrison John: Hey everybody! This is Exquisite Woo.
- Mary Cherry: [pulls Exquisite by her arm] Let's get one thing straight China girl. The only thing exquisite at this school is my ass!
- Principal Calvin Krupps: [commentating] Next up, for the Browns, Ms. Brooke McQueen.
- Caesar Croutons: A cheerleader, a homecoming queen, but all that may end now that Brooke is a brunette. A strike is unlikely based on her thin, delicate wrists,
- [Brooke looks marvelous in a tight, clingy see-through dress]
- Caesar Croutons: but if that goal is miraculously attained, Brooke would tie her team with the Blondes.
- [Brooke displays magnificent form, and scores a perfect strike]
- Caesar Croutons: And we have a tie with two left to bowl.