Police Squad! (TV Series)

Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi) (1982)

Spencer Milligan: Eddie

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• Det. Frank Drebin : All right, Eddie. Let's go over it again. Where were you last night?

  Eddie Casales : I told you a dozen times, I was at the movies.

  Norberg : [Norberg comes in carrying a box of sandwiches]  I've got the sandwiches here.

  Ed Hocken : All right, Eddie, you went to the movies. Now what did you see?

  Eddie Casales : I told you, I don't remember!

  Norberg : [sniffs a paper bag]  Who had the egg salad?

  Ed Hocken : [sarcastic]  'I don't remember'

  Norberg : Hey, somebody ordered it.

  Det. Frank Drebin : You can't expect us to buy that.

  Norberg : But I already paid for it.

  Eddie Casales : Why don't you give a guy a break?

  Norberg : Thanks a lot.

  Eddie Casales : What's the charge, huh?

  Norberg : Eh, 4.58.

  Ed Hocken : What're you trying to do, insult us?

  Norberg : Okay, 3.50. Coffee's on me.

  Eddie Casales : I told ya, I went to the movies, I fell asleep, I don't remember!

  Det. Frank Drebin : You don't expect us to swallow that!

  Norberg : All right, I'll eat it! But I don't think it's fair that I should have to pay for it.

  [walks off with sandwiches] 

• Ed : All right, Eddie, let's say you did go to the movies.

  Eddie Casales : Okay.

  Ed , Eddie Casales , Det. Frank Drebin : [looking at the camera]  You did go to the movies!

  Det. Frank Drebin : Then let's say you were nowhere near the Club Flamingo!

  Eddie Casales : All right.

  Ed , Eddie Casales , Det. Frank Drebin : [looking at the camera again]  You were nowhere near the Club Flamingo!

• Det. Frank Drebin : Just in time, Eddie.

  Eddie Casales : Piece of cake, Lieutenant.

  Det. Frank Drebin : No thanks, I just ate.

• Det. Frank Drebin : What were you doing on the waterfront last night, Eddie?

  Eddie Casales : I wasn't on the waterfront. I was at the movies.

  Ed Hocken : That's not what she says.