Police Squad! (TV Series)

Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi) (1982)

Peter Lupus: Norberg

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Quotes 

• Det. Frank Drebin : All right, Eddie. Let's go over it again. Where were you last night?

  Eddie Casales : I told you a dozen times, I was at the movies.

  Norberg : [Norberg comes in carrying a box of sandwiches]  I've got the sandwiches here.

  Ed Hocken : All right, Eddie, you went to the movies. Now what did you see?

  Eddie Casales : I told you, I don't remember!

  Norberg : [sniffs a paper bag]  Who had the egg salad?

  Ed Hocken : [sarcastic]  'I don't remember'

  Norberg : Hey, somebody ordered it.

  Det. Frank Drebin : You can't expect us to buy that.

  Norberg : But I already paid for it.

  Eddie Casales : Why don't you give a guy a break?

  Norberg : Thanks a lot.

  Eddie Casales : What's the charge, huh?

  Norberg : Eh, 4.58.

  Ed Hocken : What're you trying to do, insult us?

  Norberg : Okay, 3.50. Coffee's on me.

  Eddie Casales : I told ya, I went to the movies, I fell asleep, I don't remember!

  Det. Frank Drebin : You don't expect us to swallow that!

  Norberg : All right, I'll eat it! But I don't think it's fair that I should have to pay for it.

  [walks off with sandwiches] 

• [speaking through a loud bullhorn to a crowd of only two] 

  Nordberg : Disperse! Please, disperse! There's nothing for you to see here. Go home. Keep moving, please. Keep moving.

• Nordberg : [at the scene of a car bombing]  I can't believe anyone would do something so cruel.

  Det. Frank Drebin : Senseless brutality, senseless waste.

  Ed Hocken : Cut down in the prime of life.

  Nordberg : That car was a classic, a '68! You suppose the widow would take $1,500 for it?