Police Squad! (TV Series)
Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood) (1982)
Ed Williams: Mr. Olson
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Quotes
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Ted Olson, Scientist : So Billy, electrostatic particles are created by an imbalace of electrons. The resulting charge is what we scientists call static electricity.
Billy : Gee...
Ted : It's, it's just like when your mom takes a dress out of the dryer, puts it on and it clings to every supple curve and soft, round...
[there's a loud crash from the hall, then Frank enters]
Ted : Oh Hi Frank. Eh, why don't you run along now, Billy. Next week don't forget to bring in those magazines you found under your father's bed.
Billy : Ok, Mr. Olson. Bye.
[leaves]