Police Squad! (TV Series)

Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood) (1982)

Al Ruscio: Dutch

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Quotes 

• Dutch Gunderson : Who are you and how did you get in here?

  Det. Frank Drebin : I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.

• Dutch Gunderson : [on phone with Stella]  Schnooky lumps. You never called me that before. What happened last night to bring this on?

  Det. Frank Drebin : [instructing Stella what to say]  When you held me in your manly armes and crushed me to your lips, I discovered what it meant to be a real woman. When I think of your handsome face, your cruel lips, your strong chin, the way you touch, the way you smother me with kisses...

  Dutch Gunderson : Honey, I gotta go.