- Matthew Brock: There's no such thing as Santa Claus. Never was.
- Zachary Brock: The toys. We always get toys.
- Matthew Brock: Mom and dad buy them. I know it hurts, but other kids in your class are going to know and you shouldn't be the last.
- Zachary Brock: The stockings?
- Matthew Brock: Mom and dad. They fill 'em up. Mom keeps the letters we write to Santa.
- Zachary Brock: That's mail fraud.