- Col. John T. Hall: One million men in the Army, and I have to get the only vampire. Why couldn't he have joined the Air Force, where he belongs?
- Col. John T. Hall: Doctor I don't see why I always have to be bothered with these petty details.. bats blood? Sergeant Ritzick?
- Captain Masters, MD: Yes sir, one hundred per cent bat's blood
- Col. John T. Hall: I don't understand, are you sure you're not making a mistake?
- Captain Masters, MD: No sir, I've double-checked the test: it's bat's blood all right.
- Col. John T. Hall: This is terrible.
- Captain Masters, MD: If it's any consolation to you, Sgt Ritzick is a very healthy bat.