The Phil Silvers Show (TV Series)
Bilko's Vampire (1958)
Paul Ford: Col. John T. Hall
Quotes
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Col. John T. Hall : One million men in the Army, and I have to get the only vampire. Why couldn't he have joined the Air Force, where he belongs?
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Col. John T. Hall : Doctor I don't see why I always have to be bothered with these petty details.. bats blood? Sergeant Ritzick?
Captain Masters, MD : Yes sir, one hundred per cent bat's blood
Col. John T. Hall : I don't understand, are you sure you're not making a mistake?
Captain Masters, MD : No sir, I've double-checked the test: it's bat's blood all right.
Col. John T. Hall : This is terrible.
Captain Masters, MD : If it's any consolation to you, Sgt Ritzick is a very healthy bat.