- Charlie Salinger: I just gotta know, Julia. What are you waiting for, Julia? My funeral?
- Julia Salinger: What?
- Charlie Salinger: I mean, I can't get Claudia to shut up about it, and you, I don't hear a word from! Nothing! You don't even stop by! It's like I'm going through all this, and you couldn't care less!
- Julia Salinger: You think that? You think I don't care?
- Charlie Salinger: What am I supposed to think? What's take, Julia? How much effort is required to pick up a freaking phone?
- Julia Salinger: Maybe it takes, I don't know, some sign, something that I'm a part of your life! I mean, you want me to care, Charlie, but you didn't want me to know!
- Charlie Salinger: But you do know! Now you know!
- Julia Salinger: But you didn't tell me! Claudia did.
- Charlie Salinger: Look, I don't have time to play games with you, Julia.
- Julia Salinger: Games? You are the one playing games, Charlie. You let me go on and on about my stupid money problems. You don't interrupt. You don't say a word about your health, like your cancer isn't important enough to mention! Like how could Julia possibly care about anything but herself? God, what am I supposed to do Charlie, except take my cue from you? If you have wanted anything from me, if you had expected anything from me, you would have treated me like I was capable of coming through for you, but obviously, you don't. So congratulations, Charlie. I guess you have me pegged.
- Charlie Salinger: What is this? What is your... God, I'm sick! I'm sick and you've got a problem with, with my process? Get over yourself, Julia! Man, I thought Owen was the baby of the family!
- Claudia Salinger: It must be bad, otherwise you would have leveled with me. You would have said it's cancer and one in four people who get it die, but you didn't. You said it was a hundred percent curable and then you bought me ice cream.
- Claudia Salinger: [to Charlie] Are you going to die?
- Charlie Salinger: No, I'm not going to die.
- Claudia Salinger: Why should I believe you?