- Trace Sterling: Arresting us, what for?
- Officer: Illegal use of female elevators. Unescorted men use the stairs.
- Belisama: I called the Gender Patrol. I saw him naked from the waist up in public. It's against the stratification laws, it was horribly offencive.
- June Sterling: I don't care about your laws, I just want my son back.
- Gina Sterling: Now wait a minute. All the girls at school read "Available Hunk" and that's full of guys without any shirts.
- Belisama: [matter of factly] But they are for sale.
- Hal Sterling: Look, we don't want any trouble, we just want...
- Belisama: [bursts out with anger] Would you keep him quiet in my house!
- [Hal doesn't say another word]
- Belisama: You people, you people haven't learned anything about male-female relationships.
- Gina Sterling: Look who's in "Available Hunk".
- [reading aloud]
- Gina Sterling: Hi, I'm Trace. I like chicks and manual labor.
- June Sterling: Oh Hal, what have they done to him? He's all shiney.
- Hal Sterling: Probably just vegetable wax.
- June Sterling: Oh...
- Gina Sterling: Well, at least he's cheap...
- Gretchen Askew: [attending a male auction] Isn't it romantic? This is where we first met. I'm so glad I bought you.
- Sam Askew: We should come here more often.
- Hal Sterling: But that was hundreds of years ago. How can we be blamed for something that a small group of men did before we were even born?